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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<link href="https://fonts.cdnfonts.com/css/glance-slab-test" rel="stylesheet">
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gtag('js', new Date());
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<script>
$(function(){
$("#header").load("header.html");
$("#footer").load("footer.html");
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padding: 22px;
background-color: black;
color: white;
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font-family: 'Glance Slab Test', sans-serif;
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</head>
<body>
<div id="header"></div>
<center>
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<img src="PNGs/a.png" alt="a" style="width:75px;height:75px;">
<img src="PNGs/telepathic.png" alt="telepathic" style="width:375px;height:75px;">
<img src="PNGs/psycho.png" alt="psycho" style="width:187.5px;height:75px;">
<img src="PNGs/asian.png" alt="asian" style="width:187.5px;height:75px;">
<img src="PNGs/waifu.png" alt="waifu" style="width:187.5px;height:75px;">
<img src="PNGs/ITERATIVE.png" alt="ITERATIVE" style="width:262.5px;height:75px;">
<img src="PNGs/federation.png" alt="federation" style="width:412.5px;height:75px;">
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<iframe src="https://github.com/sponsors/saisonxiang/button" title="Sponsor saisonxiang" height="32" width="114" style="border: 0; border-radius: 6px;"></iframe>
<br>
<span style="font-size: 32px;">
<a href="https://www.patreon.com/waifuworks">WaifuWorks LLC</a>
<br />
<a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/saison321">
Clusterflux LLC
</a>
<br />
<a href="https://discord.gg/XwGHbaWzqM">
TPAWBF(._.)
</a>
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</span>
<br>
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<iframe class="fundraising-widget" width="220px" height="484px" data-id="541be2" data-url-key="tpawbf-ngo-gear" data-src="https://www.customink.com/fundraising/widgets/tpawbf-ngo-gear" data-utm-campaign="campaign-dashboard-embed-v1"></iframe> <script src="https://www.customink.com/fundraising/assets/campaign_widget/fundraising_widget.js"></script>
<br>
<br>
<hr style="width:75%;height:5px;border-width:0;color:white;background-color:white">
</center>
<br>
<br>
<center>
-->
<h1>General Policies (under construction)</h1>
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<hr style="width:75%;height:5px;border-width:0;color:white;background-color:white">
<span style="font-size: 25px;">
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</center>
<center>
<br><h1>Data policy</h1>
<hr style="width:75%;height:5px;border-width:0;color:white;background-color:white">
</center>
<br>
<br>
We do not purposefully or willingly collect information regarding the surfing
habits of any visitors of these web of pages that are hosted on Github and connect
to the other websites listed. When unaware of what to collect, we default to fiscal records
of those which we invest our charitable/educational finance in order to establish proof of
our motives and protect ourselves from any unnecessary tax burdens. <!--If one were to actually
interact with us directly in cyberspace we may screen capture the digital collisions in order
to establish the nature of the "booming digital economy" in which we find ourselves. It is a
scam train derailing upon a dumpster fire of porn and music streaming services. Thank god
we have endless legal documentation to pour over that hasn't been prudent since the 60s to
give Google free rein to squash free thought and neo business with a Swiss watch which is our only hope to recover
from the Bitcoin bounce that finally sparked WWIII. I have my own personal channel that I am
allowed free speech and free streaming rights and you are only invited there to prove that I built my
own game out of a jumble of a 2,000,000,000 word count I puked out while I was having an allergic reaction.
If you want more text dumps describing my family's intellectual property rights, I want more cyber
cuddles with girls who code. The federal branch is officially fired. I will cyber with the IRS to make
sure I have a digital teet to suckle from the scraps I type up for the United Nations protocol you seem
to like to think I forgot from the empty promises of the last decade of US politico puppetry. We just went
AWOL in a literary sense to make it clear; the war on drugs is over. Drugs win. Everything you require for
identification requires a $5000 rental fee that we will tack on to the counter-suit we are spit-balling for
calling a doctor a drug dealer. In court. Under oath. For growing medicine. That was protected by the Supreme
Court ruling that was decided 5 years prior to his conviction. You can consider this entities "policies" to
harken to justice for injustice. You haven't had a court that wasn't for sale since 2006. If I download someone's
personal files my zero warranty applies directly to the data officer position you tried to wrangle me into with
that "industry" shit show you tried to dance by while not paying the toll to the families. This entire world is
zero now. This computer is now a pet rock that types. If you want a refund, I want yuka grams.-->
<center>
<br><h1>Donation policy</h1>
<hr style="width:75%;height:5px;border-width:0;color:white;background-color:white">
</center>
<br>
<br />
We <span style="background-color:darkblue;">
will accept
one time donations.
</span>
<br />
We <span style="background-color:darkblue;">
will accept
recurring donations.
</span>
<br />
It would be an honor to be considered
for someone's <span style="background-color:darkblue;">
planned donation.
</span>
We <span style="background-color:darkblue;">
will accept
tenant applications for
market price living arrangements
</span> in
Charlotte, North Carolina.
<br />
<br />
Currently we <span style="background-color:orangered;">
do not
accept in-kind
donations for
online community building,
creative writing, "art", conceptual designs,
green technology vomit, etc., ect.
</span>
<br />
<br />
We <span style="background-color:darkblue;">
will consider
stock donations quite extensively.
</span>
<br />
<br />
We <span style="background-color:orangered;">
will not accept donations
from casinos
or insurance
companies
</span>
<br />
<br />
<span style="background-color:hotpink;">
This policy is subject to minor and/or
drastic change in the future.
</span>
</span>
<br />
<br>
<br>
We <span style="background-color:darkblue;">are extremely
interested in pharmaceutical partnerships
<center><h1>Expense Policy</h1>
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</center>
<br />
<span style="font-size: 25px;">
<span style="background-color:darkblue;">
Acceptable Expenses:
</span>
food, rent, medical expenses, and anything they wish to have a quality of life they deserve.
<br />
<br />
<span style="background-color:orangered;">
Unacceptable Expenses:
</span>
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Jewelry, diamonds, cryptocurrency, entertainment
equipment, subscriptions to entertainment,
alcohol, one time entertainment
above $31.41
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<span style="background-color:hotpink;">
This policy is subject to minor and/or drastic
change in the future.
</span>
<br />
<br />
This web instance is, in general, under
construction. Prices and terms are subject
to drastic and immediate change, pictures
or random digital artifacts may suddenly
appear or disappear, or one day the instance
may simply cease to be. It is possible
that you will be denied a sale due to
the fact that one price can be posted
while another is charged. <!--The all knowing
and wise supreme leader, Gizmo, whom bestows
law upon the land nearest this cyber exit
has the final say in any dispute between
a patron and the mentally unfit, 13 year old teddy bear operator at his
trendy torture cubicle. It is also possible
for one patron to be required to pay a
higher price than another. These items, some
say, have mystical powers and it is possible
to be "so fucking cool/hot/important/etc"
that one's ability to supercede the value
of USD compared to the value of bestowing
an item to one's possesion is obvious and
will be honored. There is no real law
in reality, therefore I will not suggest
there is any law governing the trading of my
digital assets. Of course I would want you,
the purchaser, to refrain from screen captures
and/or clipping of any of my digital content
for nefarious profit of any company other
than those that belong to the Telepathic
Psycho Asian Waifu Buddhist Federation,
as it is most immediately maintained by its
surviving members. If you wish to retain
personal digital copies of any content
I have posted to a website you own I
would say that you have the right to
personal use but not commercial, as I have
very clearly noted. I
will not be denied the inalienable
rights afforded to me by mother and
father and the fact that they birthed me
in the free United States of North
America. One
is allowed to, in complete theory,
humor, and experimental penmanship,
detatch the head of the governing body
of "the internet", clear out the spies
and yes-men and debate what one wants
on the page one wants for the duration
one wants until one ceases to want anything
but sweet, sweet death. Those that wish
to request membership to the telepathic
psycho asian waifu buddhist federation should either telepathically
request thier addition or if that sensory
application is not yet amplified to a
suitable level of reaching that far into
cyberspace, the honorable Gizmo can be
reached via email through a mentally unfit, 13 year old teddy bear
operator. Therefore the email must be
most carefully constructed in order
to communicate, elucidate, and demonstrate
the quality of the applicant(s) for
consideration.-->
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